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So You Want to be a Wilderness First Responder? Part 3: Human Burritos & The Sneak E Squirrel

Blood, Human Burritos, & Sneak E Squirrels

Day four of NOLS Wilderness First Responder training at Landmark Learning got a little messy. Setting the scene, our careless old friend Caleb was chilling out, just-a-whittling a large stick propped between his hand and shoulder…with his sharpest knife of course.

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Notice the Gallagher-style plastic covering the floor. BTW, you’re old if you know who Gallagher is.

What could possibly go wrong?!

So of course the blade slipped, Caleb quickly noticed his error, and the blood started flowing. OK. Actually one of our instructors ran in and dumped some stage blood on the “wound” for effect, then went to work teaching us about body substance isolation (BSI), elevating heavily bleeding wounds, wound cleaning and management.

Yes, if you haven’t guessed yet, this was obviously staged, and there were some laughs had along the way.

Learning while keeping it light was actually really important to keeping the class engaged during hours on end of intense instruction, so I applaud them for that. Don’t get me wrong, this was some serious shit we would be dealing with, and we needed to know our stuff, but if you don’t laugh a little…

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More Articles In This Series:
Part 1:  There Will Be Blood
Part 2:  “I Just Got Chainsaw Certified”
Intermission:  Everybody Poops…
Part 3:  Enter…the Sneak E Squirrel
Part 4:  Testing the Mettle
Credits:  “Just Let Them Pass Out…”

Enter… The Sneak E Squirrel

A funny thing happens after 3-4 days of intense Wilderness First Responder learning, scenarios, rain and bonding with 16 other new friends; they find a way to come together to blow off some steam. So after learning about some intense wound management, hypothermia, burns and infections, the revelation of the existence of The Sneak E Squirrel was just what our group of knowledge bomb overdosed zombies needed!

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The Sneak E Squirrel Taps

A majority of my classmates gathered around the food prep area after class conjuring a plan to skip the camp food dinner in lieu of finding something in the super cool little town of Sylva, NC to feed our souls and quench our thirsts. After a few searches all landed on the Squirrel, the consensus said “let’s do this.”

Day 4 NOLS Wilderness First Responder Course Quick Hits

Wound Management
Hypothermia & Cold Injuries
Heat-Related Illnesses

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The night out was a welcome distraction, and about 10-11 of our group of 17 classmates made the trip. Pretty good considering only 13-14 were sleeping onsite at Landmark Learning. This place seems pretty much built out of a big old auto repair shop/barn, refinished to be a super casual, small-town brewery and food house. Complete with a small bar, darts, cornhole, and a pingpong table.

One of the more interesting things was that many of their beers were poured fresh, but with fruit puree added to the bottom of the pint prior. Not sure I’m sold, but for those enjoying something a bit lighter, I think you’ll enjoy. (Don’t worry purists, they have plenty of regular-poured brews on tap too!)

It was a bit amazing to me that over the first four days of class, because of information overload, many of us hadn’t really had the chance to dive into a casual conversation about the backgrounds of most of our new comrades. Obviously there were some, but 2-3 hours of chilling at the squirrel really seemed to just ease the tension and help ensure some long-term friendships were afoot.

Day 5 NOLS Wilderness First Responder Course Quick Hits

Altitude Related Illnesses
Snakebites and Spiderbites
Lighting Injuries & Prevention
Drowning & Water Related Issues
Basic Life Support

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Changing Of The Guard

On day five of our Wilderness First Responder course, one of our instructors was off to head west to tend to Outward Bound duties, so we were introduced to a third instructor mid-course. While we loved all of them, it was a pretty interesting thing to get used to one instructor and have another take their place.

Pretty cool dynamic, and it spiced things up a bit due to the different personalities mixing mid-stream. It also shows how well NOLS and Landmark Learning Wilderness First Responder instructors know their stuff and abides by the course curriculum, making it easy for them to make this mid-stream transition.

Snake Management 101: 
“Red on black…Don’t pick up snakes!”

So days five and six, I think because of our newfound camaraderie, were a little less intense in the classroom. The scenarios, on the other hand, were actually getting a bit more intense. But we all seemed be getting more comfortable with the curriculum, the “system” of being a rescuer, and the fairly mandatory steps you go through to ensure success, etc.

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The Wilderness First Responder “Mass Casualty” Incident And Working As A Team

On day five we actually had a mass casualty incident with multiple victims, where our twelve rescuers had to work as a well-oiled machine while spread out amongst many varying situationally wounded, complete with tight time constraints and limited resources.

What do you do when you have more patients (or maybe we can call them victims on this one…) than you have rescuers or responders? Who’s in charge? Who’s running around checking rescuers, patients, and resources like a well-trained headless chicken?

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Who’s making sure everyone is safe and aware of the changing environment and surrounding conditions? And who’s sole purpose is to put hands on patients to ensure they’re tended to and make it out safely and with whatever pieces they had left when you found them? Lots to think about in a very short amount of time with a mass casualty incident.

Yeah, scenarios were getting intense, and the (fake) blood was really flowing now!

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Let’s Wrap It Up! On to Part 4:
Testing the Mettle

More Articles In This Series:
Part 1:  There Will Be Blood
Part 2:  “I Just Got Chainsaw Certified”
Intermission:  Everybody Poops…
Part 3:  Enter…the Sneak E Squirrel
Part 4:  Testing the Mettle
Credits:  “Just Let Them Pass Out…”

— Jason

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